Na Na Firetrucking niii

jay2m:

 thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence)

pizza:

poo-sex:

sometimes i wonder what goes through people’s heads before they create their URL

wise words from tumblr user poo-sex

vocaroo:

fffcuk:

i want a pixel icon!!!!!!!!!! someone make one of me

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world