Na Na Firetrucking niii

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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Via PORNHUB

andreanya:

pretentiouslimericks:

infinidegree:

jiizzzlle:

victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES HOP

"Walking is so tedious, how do you do it?"
"Leaping about is undignified and exhausting. It’s beneath me."
"Unless you’re chasing the red dot."
"I KEEP MY HOME LIFE AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE."

This made my day

(Source: onlycatgifs)


Via KINGSLEY

silenthill:

let’s all agree to get buried in a really weird position to confuse the paleontologists of the future

Via Got my middle finger up I don't really give a fuck

prostitourettes:

you came to the right neighborhood here take some lemonade

Via Got my middle finger up I don't really give a fuck

broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

(Source: despotique)

Via i'll be back in my own time

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(Source: christinaaguiprophet)

Via i'll be back in my own time

hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

(Source: memewhore)




porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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Via circus trash


pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

Via let your teeth sink in


pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

Via definitely not porn


nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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Via circus trash
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