I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345
If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.
my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair
my brother left because there was no room on the chair
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
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